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October 09 当李赫在变成李秀满哈哈,也太好笑了吧,annie你从哪里找到的啊?强!!! ======================================================================== 当赫在洗完澡热气腾腾出来时,对着镜子里的他怎么也不敢相信... 妈啊...我怎么变成李秀满那老头子了...怎么办那?我还想和我滴海多亲密几年那!!BUT,这样也8错,可以好好使唤使唤这些人了,除了我小孩~~~(PS:小~~小孩??)哦,不,是小海~~(PS:真是250……米酒了……噢,不是,是米救了,唉,难道我被这S猴子给传染撒?) 早上八点,SM广播准时响起。 Everyone,Good Morning!我就是传说中神龙见首不见尾走低调华丽路线SM首届十大杰出青年之首长相俊美身材健硕风靡全亚洲老中少三代通吃人送美称‘安小白’的安大白同志。其实我一点也不白... 话说,在这个千里无风万里无云一望无垠的早晨,我为大家播报一条爆炸性新闻——SM紧急会议! 从来不上早朝的LSM社长竟然一大清早的要开会!请Super Junior和东方神起,BoA,XX时代,天上智喜,韩J希范,茸茸及BADA立刻赶往会议室,过期不候...(PS:在这里经验丰富的大白建议你们随身携带好氧气包防弹服以备不时 之需...)” 此时,250正穿着精品西服戴上黑边框眼镜充斯文地坐在顶级熊皮大沙发上得瑟...猴模猴样... 有人敲门.... 250:进来吧…… 全体(昏昏欲睡):社长好~~ 250 (偷笑)虽然知道喊得不是自己,但感觉咋就这好... 一坐下,大家都睡着了…… 250:肃静 助理|||||:大家都挺肃静的 250(汗|||):大家醒醒,我宣布!明天开始每个人都放2个月的假 这一说,大家都象触电了一样醒了:真的? 250:当然……那是8可能的 众人:切!!(大量的鸡蛋番茄白菜扔向250) 250:干什么那!!开会 窃窃私语中: 特:小海啊,今天杂你家的250米来 海:不知啊,昨天洗了个澡就消失了,这S猴子,什么时候得把他送动物园里去 花:浩,你有没有觉得今天这老头子有点奇怪. 户主:哪里?我怎么看不出来? 花:唉……同学们,8看他长得帅,其实就一个傻根那 (PS:王宝强??花:那是谁啊?? 朴有钱:浩哥你连这个都看不出来? 浩:? 朴有钱:用庚哥的话来讲就是:你也太二了! 秀:不就是他今天换了领带的颜色 朴有钱:瞧瞧!瞧瞧人家瞧瞧你,瞧瞧隔壁大老李!连我的单纯的小桃子都能看出来 浩哥你怎么在江湖上混 秀:亲爱的 米:小桃子 (PS:导播!!有没有窗帘那!!) 小饼:山雨欲来风满楼,黑云压城城欲催...(啃饼)众人:好文采...鼓掌!!! fU@{!;|_Pz 希澈(照镜子中):这老家伙有想出了什么馊主意,浪费我宝贵的睡眠时间 李特:别埋怨了,我刚和茄子XX没会儿,就被吵醒了 头哥:只不过看了个悲剧,只不过那个男主角患绝症挂了女主角殉情自杀了男二号遁入空门女二号终生不嫁,小旭就抱着我哭了一个晚上,浸湿我五件上衣,扯光八盒纸巾 众人(摇头):可怜那 13:你们谁有我惨..兔子昨天晚上失眠,半夜拉我去超市买了8吨南瓜回家!!他吃肉,我吃籽 众人:挖瑞可怜 250:肃静!!应广大FANS的要求,我做出以下决定……先从SJ开始 SJ:到!!!!李特:因你干队长很出色,SO… 特:社长还会应格力虚? 250(轻蔑):当然(向小海学的…………)回到正题,决定就是:把队长的位置给李赫在当1个月!你放假1个月 特(热泪盈眶):谢了……祝您十岁十岁十十岁! 250:说啥呢??强仁! 茄子:到!! 250:你也放假1个月,MC的工作就给李赫在当把! 茄子:OK!!(我就可以和特特OOXX喽!! 250:希澈!! 希澈:MO? 250:你负责把希范的指甲剪掉!!免得欺负BADA! 希澈:泪……庚~~我不活了! 希范:庚~~我不活了! 希澈:臭小子,啥时学会说话了,我这就把你指甲剪了! 希范:喵!!! 250(唉……):韩庚! 庚:干啥呀……(东北话脱口而出) 250:你负责给李赫在煮饭炒菜,一日5餐! 庚:澈,咱俩一起去跳汉江把… 250(温柔地):东海!! 海(杂这么象那S猴子?):到!! 250:给你特别放假1年!!!!!好好和李赫在OOXX! 众人恶心…… 海|||:… 250:起范,你负责教会李赫在玩过PSP上所有的通关游戏... 起范:...... 250:起范,金起范! 起范:...... (因为受了刺激而打起了瞌睡...) 250:Pass! 250:始源...你负责给李赫在买孙悟空…… 始源:?? L$_ nFR_l& 买孙悟空? 250:……的玩具(开始耍猴拳~~~) (PS:真是只猴子……) 250形象管理,形象管理...)咳..咳..反正就是那玩具,要大中小号三十二种颜色一样来一打 始源:这要我怎么做... 250:你家不是开超市的吗? 始源:社长您也知道我家开超市不是玩具制造厂... 250:还有!给李赫在买去花果山的机票!!我老早想去那儿拉! 10:我家也不是开旅行社啊 250:不管!云哥.. 艺声:怎么连社长都喊我云哥= = 不详... 250:听说你和茄哥一直在争夺SJ第一总攻的位置... 艺声:恩…… 250:你们谁也别争了,依我看...这个位子应该是... 艺声&茄子:我...我... 250:李赫在!! 众人倒…… 艺声&茄子:…… 250:小旭啊…… 旭:?? 250:你负责给李赫在写10首给东海的情歌! 旭(泪):庚哥……别忘了,还有我那,等等!!我也8活拉 250(摇头):小兔子 兔子:?? 250:你负责教李赫在所有的中国功夫!! 兔子:贤那,把我们昨完吃剩的南瓜皮拿来,我淹不死他我!! 贤飞奔而去… 250:奎贤…_ 众人:拿南瓜皮去了… 250|||||:哦……那算了……神童! 神童:?? 250:你负责BADA的主食!! d_m_60O8_ 神童:那我也可以吃把?? 250:汗|||||||||| 窃窃私语中 花:这么久腿都酸了,怎么还没有我们的事... 户主:LP我帮你捏捏 花:是腿酸你捏我肩干什么 俊秀:米,我怎么有种不好的预感.. 大米:放心,有什么我给你挡着... 俊秀:米... (导播:窗帘拿来了!PS:挂上去!! 250:接下来,东方神起听令!! 小饼:让暴风雨来得更猛烈吧!(继续啃饼) 250:要求不多,一句话!!以后俊秀就和李赫在同一宿舍! 5只全倒!!! 东海两眼冒火…… 众人:那儿非成花果山不可 小饼(从地上爬起来,拿起饼,艰难地):落花留水皆是空,来来去去谁人从? 250:还有哦,SJ和东方神起以后70%的活动都安排在中国!!! (中饭:好!!!!!!) 250:茸茸和BADA也组王道好了... 韩庚,杂样? 庚:…… 250:那好,反正都是狗嘛...记住,BADA要做攻.. BADA色咪咪地看着茸茸 250:BoA和天上智喜听令! BoA&天上智喜:社长,什么事? 250:给BADA当保姆去!!!GvwBQ BoA&天上智喜群倒 众人:小心走光… :250:最后,少女时代听令! XX时代:什么事? 250:应广大FANS要求,我决定,让你们整回原来的脸,从此不准靠近SJ与东方神起,月薪减至约合人民币1000元!!!! (某时代换算中……PS:真笨!你们其中不是有几个去过中国嘛……) XX时代(泪):呜……社长 250谁让你们其中的某人在拍<<Only Love>>时和小海站一起,还让小海拍你们的MV!!)最后,在座各位有没有反对意见? ) 众人:我反对 250:反对无效!就这么决定了 ...大家下去好好工作吧!把SM公司建设地更加美好,Fighting! 众人扔西瓜皮鸡蛋白菜胡萝卜中 门外 __C DUUr__ 希澈:我打包票,这S猴子肯定给那老头送了脑白金盖中盖黄金搭档... W'eF_ | hu 花:我同意 庚&浩M俩女王终于有意见相同的时候了... 小饼:如此管理怎么可?泛泛韩饭怎么舍?(WS众人啃饼走过) (PS:杂就不可舍那?是吧!!!中饭:对!!! 回到宿舍,250把西服脱下,等小海回来,完全忘了自己的相貌还是LXM社长。这时,小海抱着BADA走了进来 海:社……社长,您这是要干什么? 250:抱你啊??我不天天抱你吗? 海:神经病!!BADA!上!!! 于是看到一只吼可爱的小胖狗追着一只猴子满世界跑 =========THE END======== September 24 豆花1、越传越神的“飞机事件” September 05 花庚1.好象是在一次电台节目是允浩说的,
虽然我是豆花饭,可是读了花庚突然觉得也很可爱啊~如果花花以前喜欢过庚也是很甜蜜啊! ^^ 不过我还是最支持豆花! August 11 Dorky DBSkBecause of the huge number of fans crowding around Yunho, he had to try very hard in order to squeeze out of the crowd. And finally, when he was about to get on to the car, his clothes got stucked at the car's door. Selina: Hehe~ yes Jae! listen to your Hyung, next time make sure to BBQ the chicken a little longer and give more side dishes while serving the customer. And oh yes more importantly, when you are serving them make sure you always hold a sweet smile! ^________^ <-- like that! ^^ sorry Jae, you do look like a BBQ chicke cooker! so go do your job!! ^^ August 10 During Autograph Signing Sessions... dbskDuring Autograph/ Signing Sessions... Selina: Haha.. Minnie, you just never give up huh?
August 02 魔法之城July 15 Funny & Silly Original DBSK JokesFunny1: Hidden Text:
Selina: Haha~ how stupid and how cute!! That's our cute DBSK~~ <3 July 12 Jaejoong and Hankyung????Okay, i would like to know! What is going on with these two picz? i just noticed that Jaejoong and Hankyung have the same HAIR AND CLOTHES! Did they get the same stylist or something? But how can that stylist give them the exact same thing?? i mean look like it!! THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!! Hankyung: Jaejoong: @___@ What can i say? both are hot, but i think this style suits Jaejoong better a little bit! ^^ Funny DBSK UFO msgsHEHE~ these UFO msgs are so funny~~~~ DBSK is sooooooo cute! ^^ well, UFO is a place where fans can Text msg their idols anytime online or with their cell phone! ^^ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fan : I wanna be Yunho oppa's daughter~ Selina: What a harsh comment Minnie! Don’t be like that! The girl just want to be Yunho’s daughter not yours, so back off! Selina: Okay Jaejoong! You said it! If I spent all my money over to Japan and find out where you live, YOU BETTER OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME AND LET ME STAY TO PLAY!!!!! Fan : Typhoon, earthquake~~ Still alive? Selina: HAHAHAHAHA! Good one Changmin, sometimes your harshness is kinda cute! ^^ Selina: *smiling while nodding her head* hey everyone, I told you Yunjae is real! Jaejoong even said my husband, so its official now??? ^^ CUTE!!
Fan : !@!$#@~!%$%**& Selina: Hahahhaha! This one is smart, and this msg is sure catchy, at least it caught Minnie’s eyes! ^^
Selina: HAHAHAHAA!!! Jaejoong, why don’t you just take away all of Yunho’s msgs, since he is your HUSBAND!! ^^ Fan : Jaejoong oppa, I have a promise with Yunho oppa, Yunho oppa's not coming out, can you call him for me? Selina: PUHAHAHAHAHA!! GOOD ONE YUNHO! GOOD ONE! Fan: Dating! 3x You two are really dating, aren't you? (YunJae fan) Selina: Hehe~ Yunjae is REAL!!! YEAH! Our Yunjae fans are everywhere! ^^ YunJae= LOVE
July 07 A SA!omo~~ umma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY QUIZ RESULT IS KIM JAEJOONG!!!!!
ok back to normal size, that didn't make any sense did it? haha, the truth was that i took a quiz of "what TVXQ would most likely fall in love with you?" just for fun, b/c my friend got me into these quiz thingy. (thnx annie ^^)
wellz, and here comes my first result: KIM JAEJOONG!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ASAAAAAAAAA~~ hey i was sooooooooooooooo happy, even though i tended to like Yunho more in the group, but how come i am sooooo happy when i got Jaejoong, like even happier than if i got Yunho for the result.. o no Yunho.. my feelings changed... haha just kidding!!! im a Yunjae fan~ so love them both~~
Which TVXQ member will fall in love with you?Hero Youngwoong JaeJoong
![]() oh my gosh! i can't believe you got this hottie! He's such a hot hottie! He's so cute in glasses. Anywas, he might seem cold and shy at first but he'll warm up to you and treat you like his little princess.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~ IM KIM RYEOWOOK~~~ haha just kidding, another quiz result makes me also happy! ^^
Created by yugiohgxfanfreak100
9 other people got this result! That's 3%
July 06 Yunjae- nessAll DBSK fans know that Jaejoong is inlove with his mirror right? He always carries a mirror with him and whenever he has a break he would take it out and look at himself ^^ (Selina says: Jaejoongie you are pretty enough don't have to check yourself 24/7) Yeah! JJ will never let go of his mirror and he will never let go when people trying to take it away from him... (Selina: --_______--'') Hey! Let's try this, what if we try to take Yunho away from JJ? (Selina pulls Yunho away from JJ)
.... ... selina: --___________________--'''''''' Gotta love the Yunjae-ness~ ^^ June 29 Panda or Jaejoong?So.. Some people know my fav. animal is Panda right? ^^ Well, so i found these picz on the internet well searching for picz of Panda.. HAHA~ So, now the question is Panda or jaejoongie?? ( omo~ they are both so cute!!! ^^)
Erm... Hard hard desicion huh? but i do already have an answer in my heart! And, my choice is: Jaejoongie!!! haha why? b/c Panda will bite and kick you for no reason sometimes, but i don't mind Jaejoongie do the same thing from time to time. ^^ sd June 27 YunJae=love?!Okay, so recently, I got crazy of YunJae the famous scandal Korean Celebrity (YAOI) Couple, haha.. I know……… LAME, but, hey if you start to really look into some of the things people researched about, I would say it is quiet suspecting.. Hum.. I wonder who put in so much time to link everything together but it is always nice to know something interesting.. Well, credit goes to Heavenswine, and here it goes.. *
As some of you may already know, there is this new Game Show in Korea entitled "Coming Out"Just from the title itself may indicate something. This is still being discussed in Soompi, i think.http://www.soompi.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=215434 "Coming Out" is a program that talks about the life of homosexuals. The show is hosted by Hong Suk Chun. When will YunJae enter? Just read. Hong Suk Chun is the very first Korean actor to come out of the closet. Still unclear? He is the first one to admit his sexuality of being homosexual. Hong Suk Chun came out on the year 2000 and stopped appearing in shows
because he was fired according to other resources. But he came back on 2005. Hong Suk Chun owns 3 successful and popular restaurants. I'll now quote some the wordings from the Press Conference for the upcoming show...Coming Out. 1. ``When I first saw the synopsis of the program, I thought it was crazy. There are people around me who once thought of coming out, but there were always problems with family and work. This program is not just coming out to your friends or family, but to all of Korean society,'' 2. Choi Seung-jun, the producer, said that his perspective toward the gay community changed as he worked on the program. `Five percent of Korea's population is considered homosexual, but who knows if the number is higher? These are people who are living with us right now and the suffering they go through is unimaginable,'' Choi said. He added that he wanted the audience to try and understand the homosexual community for a more ``healthy society.'' Perhaps it was because Hong had a rather difficult life after his announcement, being shunned by producers and friends and even the public. 3. The most important part and where YunJae enters... During the 'Coming out' press conference, Hong was asked if he had "talk to any gays in the entertainment field?" He replied calmly ," I have talked to the very famous couple you guys have always been talking about." Everyone was shocked by what he said. The rumours of some gays celebrities in the entertainment field is only left to be confirmed. However, Hong said that he is someone who keeps secret. Thus, he would not reveal the names. Watch this first: Whole MNET 19 best couple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsqv3v_22Y0 If I am not mistaken, the top 1 couple must be Junjin and MinWoo? It looks like them. I am not really sure so ignore that. Ahehe XD!! The next couple is YunJae. Right now, they are probably the number one guy/guy couple already. How is everything connected again? Hong Suk Chun said that he had talked to the very famous couple all of us have always been thinking. Well if you ask me, I'm always thinking about YunJae ( probably also thinking about the side pairings like YooSu and Kangteuk ) but most definitely always about YunJae. Could YunJAe be the couple whom Hong Suk Chun is talking about? Again: Q: Have you talked to any gays in the entertainment field? A: I have talked...to the very famous couple you guys have been thinking about. In KBS Happy Together, Yunho clearly stated that he went to a restaurant owned by Hong Suk Chun (he even added a hyung). At first Yunho said that he was eating at that restaurant with a "hyung" (probably Hong Suk Chun hyung). Then if I remember it right, Jae Suk. Was the name Jae Suk? The host of XMan and Happy Together? Anyway, JaeSuk asked if all DBSK members are all there. He asked because Yunho didn't mention who he was with. But then JaeJoong clearly admitted that it was only him and Yunho alone who ate in Hong Suk Chun's restaurant THAT NIGHT. You can watch this: Jaeho at KBS Happy Together Additional Comment by yunjaecoredown there XD If yunjae does know Hong Suk Chul personally then it has a bigger chance that its them. Plus, who in their right mind would go eat in a classy restaurant with steak and red wine with a friend unless there is something intimate going on with those 2 friends? And Yunho once said that he liked to drink red wine with his special someone. The clues and evidences are right their. Note: These are just some implications that YunJae is the closest celebrity he is probably talking about. Hong Suk Chun said that he keeps a secret and he will not reveal the names. I think there are more post about this to. The relationship between YunJae and HongSukChun could be just a coincident. But for the most popular couple? It's already mentioned in YunJae Couple Talk that they are the most popular couple. Yunho even said, "Thank You for calling us the ultimate couple." * So.. I want to say that I don’t care if its true or not as long as they are happy, but come to think about it, if I have to choose I would Def. prefer YunJae over something else. Just when you think about it, they have been known each other for so long and they must be very used to everything about each other.. so when it’s THAT compatible what else should our fans ask for right? SO…. I would forever say YunJae=Love! Hehe~
June 26 never be replacedMy 1st Lady Never Be Replaced [Chorus] Baby I love you and i'll never let you go But if I have to boy I think that you should know All the love we make can never be erased And i promise you that you will never be replaced Baby I love you and I'll never let you go But if I have to boy I think that you should know All the love we make can never be erased And i promise you that you will never be replaced I love you, Yes i do. Ill be with you aslong as you want me to, Until the end of time. From the day i met you i knew we'd be together. And now i know i want to be with you forever, i want to marry you and i want to have your kids. Thinking can never compare to the feeling of your kisses. I can say im truely happy till this day. You make me thank god that i live my life every day. Theres never been a doubt in my mind that id regret ever having you by my side. But if the day comes that i have to let you go I think theres something i should probably let you know, Enjoyed everday that i spent with you and i will miss you cause im happy that i had you at all. [Chorus] Baby I love you and i'll never let you go But if I have to boy I think that you should know All the love we make can never be erased And i promise you that you will never be replaced Baby I love you and I'll never let you go But if I have to boy I think that you should know All the love we make can never be erased And i promise you that you will never be replaced I feel for you yes i do I'll be with you as long as you want me to Until the end of time 忏悔我已经渐渐的遗忘了我还有这个空间的存在直到我今天加了音乐在我的空间里,呵呵
大学一年已经过去了,感觉并不是很好,所以强迫自己回到学校继续上课.现在自己一个人住的我真的感觉很孤独,庆幸刚刚上大学的时候做出要至少一个室友的选择.
不过现在感觉也很自由,没有什么人每天都在我耳边说话,也算是一种解脱吧! ^^
狗狗的今日愿望: 不要长大! November 24 感恩节快乐!大家感恩节快乐啊,虽然心里总是觉得这么节日对我没有什么意义,不过是多了几天休息的时间,让我可以补充一下少的可怜的睡眠。不过,至少我可以回家,家的感觉真的很好,因为觉得在外面不论做什么心灵永远是累的,回到家里以后才是真正的放松。以前的我从来都不知道这种所谓家的感受,但是一旦离开才知道这种温馨。
多了温馨少了自由,回家的坏处就是又不能为所欲为,总是有人用关心的语气在某种程度上控制着我的行动。不过,自由太多了,现在这种别控制的感觉却让我觉得很欣慰。呵呵。。我就是这么奇怪!
最后祝大家感恩节快乐!! ^^
狗狗今天的愿望:希望这个节日可以过的慢一点! :p October 31 世界末日最忙的一天,刚刚考完一课,总的感觉还不错,希望今天快过,不过现在的感觉已经像是冲破黑暗的黎明了。昨天学的太晚了,只睡了3个小时,感觉脸上又要热闹起来了。哎,算了,为了好的成绩做一下个人牺牲也是可以的。希望今晚可以做个好梦,睡得香香的。昨天回来以后把室友吵醒了,今天已经给我一天的脸子看了,觉得心里有点不舒服!:(
还有一课要考呢,今天不能多写了,我要继续加油了,可是考完了一课以后那种紧张的学习状态也跟着减少了一大半。怎么也没有办法把精神集中起来。
狗狗今日愿望:希望快一点度过这个世界末日! October 29 狗狗说:沮丧累了,烦了,尽力了,如何是好?
最近太忙了,一天24小时都在为了自己的目标而奔波!怎么会这么累,怎么会这么烦。现在真的在怀疑人的一生到底在忙些什么?忙完了以后呢?结果到底会是什么呢?太多的问题了,怎么会这么烦呢?答案会不会揭晓在我的未来?未来到底会如何呢?
自己每天这样的告诉自己,一定不要让未来的自己为了今天的自己而后悔,可是现在的自己却在为以前的自己而后悔。每天都是如此的沮丧,何时才会看到希望,盼望着看到终点的方向。
狗狗今天的愿望:完成心愿! |
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